Greek Business School

I received the following in an email today, loved it so much I'm going to share it with everyone:

Greek Business School ...

Kosta (father): "I want you to marry a girl of my choice."
Son: "I will choose my own bride!!!"
Kosta: "But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter.."
Son: "Well, in that case... ok"

Next Kosta approaches Bill Gates.

Kosta: "I have a husband for your daughter...."
Bill Gates: "But my daughter is too young to marry!!!!!"
Kosta: "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank."
Bill Gates: "Ah, in that case... ok"

Finally Kosta goes to see the president of the World Bank.
Kosta: "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president."
President: "But I already have more vice-presidents than I need!"
Kosta: "But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law."
President: "Ah, in that case... ok"

And that my friends is how Greeks do business.